BREAKING NEWS: Scunthorpe and district survives forecast end of the world at 11.12am
If you are reading this after 11.12am, the world has not ended and the theorists were wrong.
Some believe the Mayans predicted that December 21 would mark the end of the world.
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SANDS OF TIME: The Mayans forecast the end of the world on December 21, 2012
The supposed date of the apocalypse also marks the Winter Solstice, symbolic in many cultures of the end of darkness and the renewal of the light.
It is not known how the Doomsday will come about but experts have speculated that a deadly alien invasion or a catastrophic meteorite collision could destroy the Earth.
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Comments
by Jiggysaurus
Sunday, December 23 2012, 7:39PM
“Did the Mayan's foresee NLC or politics/politicians in their prophecy?
They seem to have done a significantly brilliant job of destroying Scunthorpe in many guises over the years.
I suppose the same could be said of many towns in this country though ;-)”
by johndavies
Saturday, December 22 2012, 12:46AM
“******, now I'll have to stay up all night to bury all the body's & cleanup all that blood.
Or I could tell the police the entire village borrowed my chainsaw to commit mass suicide.”
by unheardvoice
Friday, December 21 2012, 7:04PM
“to be fair they did say it was the START of the end of the world...”
by IT_MAN
Friday, December 21 2012, 6:31PM
“Very disapointed, I thought it was going to end the worlds worries over debt.”
by HattyTood
Friday, December 21 2012, 3:52PM
“Gutted, absolutely gutted.
Do we still have that Nubia (spelling ? ) ghost planet to look forward to or has that missed us already ?
How about the plague of Zombies running riot throughout the world, or the giant invisible asteroid hurtling towards us ? Surely there is something more than global warming and madmen in Korea that we can look forward to . . .”
by englander61
Friday, December 21 2012, 3:04PM
“Who knows some say its the start to the world changing not the total end to the planet , Breaking news vollcano in Kamchata Russia has erupted .”
by Derek30
Friday, December 21 2012, 9:57AM
“Looks like the Telegraph's going to get it wrong again!”