Early warning for UFOs?
A SCUNTHORPE company is selling a device which could prevent UFOs colliding with wind turbines.
But the product – which itself looks like a flying saucer – will only work if the UFO itself has been equipped with a radar!
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BALL BOY: , a revolutionary device, which can be used to safely pinpoint structures such as wind turbines to aircraft and perhaps UFOs!
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FLASHBACK: The Telegraph reports on the UFO sighting by Lesley Whittingham.
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RADAR: Cameron Finch, of HITEK Electronic Materials shows off the Luneberg Lens. LEFT: The damaged wind turbine.
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SIGHTING: HITEK MD John Terry says he has spotted a UFO himself.
John Terry is managing director of HITEK Electronic Materials, told the Scunthorpe Telegraph he was offering the product called a Luneberg lens, after speculation about the cause of damage to a wind turbine at Conisholme in Lincolnshire earlier this month.
At the time Lesley Whittingham (71), from Jerusalem Cottages, Alkborourgh, described seeing bright orange and yellow tints in the air at around 1.30pm on Saturday.
Mr Terry said: "The company can supply these magic balls that would have made the UFO see the tower."
He said the lens was developed so you could see something very precisely and added: "It's something we have available for wind turbines."
For the full story, buy today's Scunthorpe Telegraph.
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by Wayne Kerr, Barton
Monday, January 26 2009, 11:14PM
“Hehehe you can naff off and all.”
by mr annoyed, annoyed place
Saturday, January 24 2009, 6:09PM
“looks like you spend too much time studying dictionaries wayne, i think you need to get out there and find a job you bigger pleb !”
by Wayne Kerr, Barton
Saturday, January 24 2009, 3:53PM
“Chamber's dictionary: naff adj (naffer, naffest) slang 1 stupid; foolish. 2 tasteless; vulgar. 3 rubbishy; of poor quality; worthless. noun an incompetent.
Oxford English Dictionary: Brit Informal verb 1 (naff off) go away. 2 naffing used to emphasize annoyance.
Therefore Peter, naff off you pleb.”
by alienreader, Yorkshire
Saturday, January 24 2009, 2:34AM
“You moan of the 36p to read 'such garbage'. Each click generates great advertising potential Peter Griffin. I reckon it was Quagmire who hit the turbine anyway! Giggitty!”
by Peter Griffin, Scunthorpe
Friday, January 23 2009, 8:57PM
“'Naff' Isn't even a word you peasant.”