Friday, March 08 2013, 12:29PM
“This is all well and good Ray, but I do have a reservation. It concerns the helicopter landing pad being so close to the shops. I would very much like to see the proposed trajectory of a landing helicopter. I know for a fact Peter Powell would jump at the chance of landing his helicopter on the pad should your proposal be approved.”
“Hello !!! Councillor Ray Evans here with some more proposals for Scunthorpe District Council. Firstly i propose a series of fun bins to installed along the High street, featuring popular celebrities such as Paul & Debbie Daniels and Geoff Capes, the Geoff Capes funbin will also feature a shoe buff in his beard. I also propose the installation of service posts featuring among other things, Handy Andies (always useful), a shoe horn for shoe horning, and a tin opener for opening your tins of luncheon meat or tongue if your that way inclined. I also propose the installation of a helicopter landing pad on the land behind the Poundland Superstore, currently being used as a car park, just imagine what a bone it would be for us all if we could attract top international stars such as Dave Dee, Elkie Brooks or even Cody Powell to Scunthorpe. The proposals were all put into place on my last council seat in Adlington on Sea.”