“OK, I'll ask....what's a bod?”

“OK, I'll ask...What's a bod?”

“Best bet Brian, is to get one of the newshounds to follow one of those hearses, when it goes a little too fast over one of those speed humps, on the way to the cremmy.”

“Ay-up Potter, me old pushchair pal, not seen you around for a while thought you'd fallen out of yer stairlift. Someone's asking after you on the Brigg train story.
No need to keep repeating yourself Gene- everyone knows what a bod story is!”

“The best way t' tame a bod is with a bit o' chicken tikka”

“@prokopchuk & GeneGenie

Noo not a body! A bod! A flying creature with wings, plumage and a beak! You cant beat a good bod story! Too right Kenny!

@Porkmiester...Ey Mouth! Who's askin?!”

“My dear departed dad used to say, and yes, I know I'm repeating myself, but here goes, 'I've never known a dead bod fall out of its nest', but I've a sneaky feeling he wasn't on about the feathered variety!”

“Bod was a Sunday morning 1980s kids TV programme”

“He was Hazzerz...he was! Little bald fella if i remember right.”